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selectables:

F is for friends who don’t talk to you.

U is for Ur alone.

N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.

nifty-wifty:

"Watching gay media will make kids gay."

Well I don’t know about you, but seeing 12492394294 straight couples on tv, in movies, in books, in magazines, ads, and comic books never once made me straight.

lycoteuthis:

learning internet friends’ real names is always surprisingly disappointing

like what do you mean your real name is “luis” not “thunderfuck mcpickuptruck”

black-belt-in-origami:

real-faker:

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

this is art

what girls look for in a guy

jean-bo-peep:

  • tall
  • dark
  • strong
  • works in a kitchen
  • wears an apron
  • dark as in dark grey
  • made of rock
  • radda radda
  • image

yangxiaolong-the-meddler:

ah you’re watching Attack on Titan? I love that show! The way they all just [clenches fist] never resolve any plot points whatsoever

kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

american-fuckin-horror-story:

i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this

xekstrin:

Remember when at the end of Kill La Kill, Mako asked out Ryuko on a date and she kissed her on the lips and imagined going out and holding hands with her and str8 people came crawling out of the woodwork suddenly being experts on japanese culture like “noooooo noooo you see in JAPAN… a “date”… is not a date…. they are just friends…. two girls who are friends who kiss on the lips….”